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23 Dec. 2004
From Julie C.


Boudreaux's been drinking all nite at Patin's, the local bar, dere in
Labadie. The bartender finally says that the bar is closing. So
Boudreaux stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He tries to
stand one more time, same result. He figures he'll crawl outside and get
some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up.

Once outside he stands up and falls flat on his face. So he decides to
crawl across the Labadie bridge, and the 4 blocks to his home. When
Boudreaux arrives at the door he stands up and falls flat on his face
again. He crawls through the door into his bedroom. When he reaches his
bed he tries one more time to stand up. This time he manages to pull
himself upright but he quickly falls right into bed and is sound asleep
as soon as his head hits the pillow.

He awakens the next morning to his wife standing over him shouting at
him. "So, you've been out drinking again!!" "Me?", "What makes you say
that?" Boudreaux asks as he puts on an innocent look. "Patin's called",
his wife replied, "you left your wheelchair there again."


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