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THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 22 a woman is like Africa... half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas. Between 23 and 30 a woman is like America..... well developed and open to trade, especially for highly financed investors. Between 31 and 45 a woman is like India... very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 46 and 55 a woman is like France ..... gently aging but sensual, with an appreciation for the finer things. Between 56 and 60 she is like Yugoslavia ..... lost the war, haunted by past mistakes, and in need of massive reconstruction. Between 61 and 70 she is like Russia ..... wide and unpatrolled borders, with a frigid climate that keeps people away. Between 70 and 80 a woman is like Mongolia ..... a long, glorious and all-conquering past, but not much of a future. From 80 on, a woman is like Afghanistan .. everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 15 and 80 a man is like Iraq........ Ruled by a dick
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